I'm Not Always A Dick Water Bottle | 34oz
I'm Not Always A Dick Water Bottle | 34oz
I'm Not Always A Dick Water Bottle | 34oz
I'm Not Always A Dick Water Bottle | 34oz
I'm Not Always A Dick Water Bottle | 34oz

I'm Not Always A Dick Water Bottle | 34oz

Regular price $24.00 Sale



This funny water bottle is perfect for anyone who wants to make a statement. "I'm Not Always A Dick, Just Kidding, Go Fuck Yourself" Printed with your choice for the color of the words "dick" and "fuck." on a CLEAR bottle. We also have the "bitch" version on website and Etsy. 

Choose either the water table, name personalization or to leave the back of the bottle blank.

The bottle is a 34oz single wall Eastman Tritan™ water/sport bottle. Tritan is a tough, shatter-resistant, 100% BPA free copolyester that can withstand sub-freezing and boiling temperatures. The black plastic twist-on cap is attached to the bottle via a tethered strap. 


The design is printed, it is NOT a decal/vinyl. It is resistant to scratching and will not peel like a sticker. Hand washing is always recommend.

Need to drink more water!? The water table on the back helps you drink your water all day long. This is the perfect water bottle for anyone looking to drink more water each day.

Please allow up to 7-10 business days for us to create and mail your order. Once shipped you will receive and email with tracking information. 

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