{"product_id":"my-dog-and-i-talk-shit-about-you-jumbo-tote","title":"My Dog and I Talk Shit About You | Jumbo Tote","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMy Dog and I Talk Shit About You — And We Have the Tote to Prove It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour dog sees everything. And they have thoughts. Our \u003cstrong\u003eMy Dog and I Talk Shit About You Jumbo Tote\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect accessory for dog lovers who know their pup is their most loyal (and most opinionated) companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig enough for all your essentials and sturdy enough to keep up with your busy lifestyle, this jumbo tote is the ultimate carry-all for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone whose dog gives serious side-eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEmbroidered design\u003c\/strong\u003e —embroidered in \u003cstrong\u003eblack\u003c\/strong\u003e thread. Embroidered in-house in our Minnesota Shop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable 10-ounce, 100% cotton twill\u003c\/strong\u003e — built to last through every walk, park run, and pet store haul\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSturdy cotton web handles\u003c\/strong\u003e — comfortable to carry even when fully loaded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGenerous jumbo dimensions: 15\"h x 20\"w x 5\"d\u003c\/strong\u003e — plenty of room for all your stuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDog lovers and proud dog parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose dog has a strong personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe perfect gift for the dog person in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who appreciates a little cheeky humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMake a statement wherever you go. This tote isn't just a bag — it's a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fuzzy Loon Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48876711444729,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2115\/3881\/files\/MyDogandITalkShitAboutYouTote-Photoroom.png?v=1787357844","url":"https:\/\/fuzzyloondesigns.com\/products\/my-dog-and-i-talk-shit-about-you-jumbo-tote","provider":"Fuzzy Loon Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}