Being an adult is like the dumbest thing I've ever done.
The bottle is a 34oz single wall Eastman Tritan™ water/sport bottle. Tritan is a tough, shatter-resistant, 100% BPA free copolyester that can withstand sub-freezing and boiling temperatures. The black plastic twist-on cap is attached to the bottle via a tethered strap.
The design is printed, it is NOT a decal/vinyl. It is resistant to scratching and will not peel like a sticker. Hand washing is always recommended.