MAGNET: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Not for the faint of heart—and that's exactly the point.

Ephemera’s “Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?” magnet isn’t just a quote—it’s a power move in magnet form. Brash, sarcastic, and hilariously unapologetic, this rectangular attention-grabber is made for folks who like their humor loud, proud, and a little inappropriate. Stick it on your fridge, locker, or any surface that could use a jolt of shock and snark. With over 30 years of gloriously irreverent creations, Ephemera is basically the belligerent drunk of the novelty world—and we wear it like a badge of honor.