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Dad Law Book: The Unwritten Rules, Finally Written
$16.95

At last, the unwritten rules of dadhood have been codified in Dad Law. From ancient times to today, dads have instinctively known how to tell terrible puns, deliver perfect deadpan jokes, and generally exert unquestionable authority over household thermostats. Now, all those instincts are officially “legal.”

This handsome tome covers every conceivable dad situation—from fashion faux pas to tech troubles, from grocery runs to public dad behavior—ensuring fathers everywhere can confidently say: I’m just following the law.

Perfect for:

  • Guarding thermostat settings like a pro

  • Delivering “Hey, pull my finger” with legal backing

  • Proving once and for all that dad instincts are 100% correct

A hilarious gift for new dads, seasoned dads, or anyone who appreciates the sacred art of fatherhood.

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