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Dear Asshole is your ultimate collection of perfectly petty payback: 101 tear-out letters designed to call out the everyday jerks you can’t believe still exist. Each page is conveniently perforated, so you can rip one out and hand it directly to the deserving offender (or just enjoy reading them in private).
Because the world is full of assholes — and now, you finally have something to say about it.
From the meter maid who ticketed you, to the neighbor who won’t pick up after their dog, to the ex who absolutely deserves a strongly worded note, this book has a letter for every kind of annoyance.
Letters include:
Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space
Dear Asshole Who Doesn’t Know How to Use Self-Checkout
Dear Contagious Asshole
Dear Constantly Broke Asshole
Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks
Dear Asshole Boss
Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door …and many more.
A hilarious gift, a stress reliever, and the perfect companion for anyone who’s ever wanted to tell someone off — without having to write it themselves.
