Cover of "Dear Asshole," featuring bold text on a beige background. A playful tone is set with phrases like "Tear-Out Letters to the Morons."
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Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters
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Dear Asshole is your ultimate collection of perfectly petty payback: 101 tear-out letters designed to call out the everyday jerks you can’t believe still exist. Each page is conveniently perforated, so you can rip one out and hand it directly to the deserving offender (or just enjoy reading them in private).

Because the world is full of assholes — and now, you finally have something to say about it.

From the meter maid who ticketed you, to the neighbor who won’t pick up after their dog, to the ex who absolutely deserves a strongly worded note, this book has a letter for every kind of annoyance.

Letters include:

  • Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space

  • Dear Asshole Who Doesn’t Know How to Use Self-Checkout

  • Dear Contagious Asshole

  • Dear Constantly Broke Asshole

  • Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks

  • Dear Asshole Boss

  • Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door
    …and many more.

A hilarious gift, a stress reliever, and the perfect companion for anyone who’s ever wanted to tell someone off — without having to write it themselves.

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