My Dog and I Talk Shit About You | Jumbo Tote

My Dog and I Talk Shit About You — And We Have the Tote to Prove It

Your dog sees everything. And they have thoughts. Our My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Jumbo Tote is the perfect accessory for dog lovers who know their pup is their most loyal (and most opinionated) companion.

Big enough for all your essentials and sturdy enough to keep up with your busy lifestyle, this jumbo tote is the ultimate carry-all for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone whose dog gives serious side-eye.

Product Features

• Embroidered design —embroidered in black thread. Embroidered in-house in our Minnesota Shop.
• Durable 10-ounce, 100% cotton twill — built to last through every walk, park run, and pet store haul
• Sturdy cotton web handles — comfortable to carry even when fully loaded
• Generous jumbo dimensions: 15"h x 20"w x 5"d — plenty of room for all your stuff

Perfect For

• Dog lovers and proud dog parents
• Anyone whose dog has a strong personality
• The perfect gift for the dog person in your life
• Anyone who appreciates a little cheeky humor

Make a statement wherever you go. This tote isn't just a bag — it's a lifestyle.